What American City Are You?

You Are Boston

Both modern and old school, you never forget your roots. Well educated and a little snobby, you demand the best. And quite frankly, you think you are the best. Famous people from the Boston area: Conan O'Brien, Ben Affleck, New Kids on the Block

What American City Are You?

And Now For Something Completely Different....

Knock yourself out with these absolutely mindless weekend activities...

Your Hillbilly Name Is...

Kissy Cissy Farmer

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Your Daddy Is Johnny Depp

What You Call Him: Dada Why You Love Him: He gives good spankings

Who's Your Daddy?

Your Bumper Sticker Should Be

Livin' in a van - down by the river

What Bumper Sticker Should Be On Your Car?

In a Past Life...

You Were: An Insane Jester. Where You Lived: Egypt. How You Died: Typhoid fever.

Who Were You In a Past Life?

Your Italian Name Is...

Belladonna Ferrari

What's Your Italian Name?

Who Should Paint You: Gustav Klimt

Sensual and gorgeous, you would inspire an enchanting portrait.. With just enough classic appeal to be hung in any museum!

What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?

And I think that is just about enough to give you a few minutes of silly fun... xoS

For A Friend...

When I watch you
sitting, fidgeting
like a sociopathic maniac,
staring blankly and intently drawn
into one dimension of your complex mind
or
when I watch you at your vandalized desk
chomping and biting on your innocent pen
and out of reality in this world
I say
when I watch you
you nervous wreck of an animal
when you used to be happy and fun-loving
Wanting to play on the grand swings
or running about in the star-studded night
while trying to find a hiding place in the bushes
I realize
I understand.
xoS